Wednesday, September 22, 2010


Hello dead blog, its been awhile, not much is going how bout you?

I've been frustrated, head is in a mess. Jenny's not helping.
But that's life, get up and get back huh?
Easy for you to say, you're a HTML site.
Im going crazy.
I won't blame you.
I just need to clear the fact that I need someone out of my head.

P.S. If you get caught between the moonlight and New York City, the best thing that you can do, is fall in love.


Hello dead blog, its been awhile, not much is going how bout you?

I've been frustrated, head is in a mess. Jenny's not helping.
But that's life, get up and get back huh?
Easy for you to say, you're a HTML site.
Im going crazy.
I won't blame you.
I just need to clear the fact that I need someone out of my head.

P.S. If you get caught between the moonlight and New York City, the best thing that you can do, is fall in love.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

I laike you but I know I cant.

Friday, July 30, 2010

Please Don't Let Go. Pretty please?

Singing bout you, at the start of this song, Im hoping you ll smile and then sing along,
Cause you're a fine piece of art, but it just doesn't go with my broken heart.

Please don't let go, I ve been trying to mend this broken and I can't do it alone,
I need you by my side cause im accident prone.

Seeing you smile sets my heart aglow, im the ugly pigeon, you're the pretty swallow,
I will never ever put you on hold.

Because it may seem so random, that im falling for you,
Don't wipe off that smile,
And please keep the clear skies blue.

Imma Like You!

You say we're both little and we like it that way,
But in time im gonna put this body to shame,
and grow old, wear a suit like my old man,
pack up my things and get my ass out of town.

We've got it good, whether you like this town or not,
I know its small but with a big head its bound to get hot,
In the summer but the summer is a bummer,
If you can't leave, this pathetic excuse for a town.

That holds all your memories, a lifetime of crushes and your broken dreams,
I'd be anywhere but here, but baby anywhere is away from me.

If you've got it all figured out,
Then what is there to shout about,
This mid west town, is gonna miss you,
So go ahead and work it out, but first come on and let it out,
Scream and shout and tell everybody that you're gonna leave.

I need you. More than ever. Only problem is you don't even know I need you.

Thursday, July 1, 2010


Hello dead blog nice to see you again. I need hug. Quite sure you can't give one since you re just numbers and stuff like that.

Head's pretty messed up now.
I need sleep.
I need food.
I need everything that will keep me going.
But most of all.
I need you.
So badly.

Problem is, im going crazy.
Probably your fault,
Since you blow me away with one smile.
Great now I feel even worse.
Night world.
Night to you too.

Friday, May 28, 2010


Sitting at friday's alongside your childhood friends helps doesn't it?
Mac and cheese, a few shots of tequila, helps doesn't it?
Talking bout power rangers, pokemon and digimon, helps doesn't it?
Talking bout how we used to look like 10 years ago and now, helps doesn't it?
Humming a few tunes together, helps doesn't it?
Having a real shitty unproductive jam session. Helps doesn't it?
Laughing. Helps doesn't it?

Helps me get my mind off you.
No, seriously.
If I've learned anything today.
Its this.
I need to..........
But for how long?
God knows.

Caviar and cigarettes,
She's a dynamite and a laserbeam
Killer Queen. - Queen

G'night cruel world.

Monday, May 24, 2010


No, im not going through depression. Although Im having a hard time trying to tell myself that everything's fine. Truth be told its not. Wait actually, it is. Wait, its not.

Doubts fill my mind everyday.
I worry more about the band than my studies.
That's a bad thing and I know that.
Its just that, I don't want to see The Monkeys crumble like how Resemblance is crumbling now.
I know, I know you guys are saying ''People have to move on in what they wanna do''.
Will it come to an end? God knows.
I'd like to post a picture of myself everytime I blog, but that'll just come off as. Gay or in other words
Justin Bieber.

Oh, I finally met sophira. She the very cool.

On the lighter side of life.

I want my wife to hold my kid like this.
''Honey, don't let him fall aight?''.

That's if I ever get married of course.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

If I fell

If I fell in love with you,
Would you promise to be true,
And help me understand,
Cause I ve been in love before,
And I found that love was more,
Than just holding hands.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Birthday Boy

Alex tan, of all people organized a suprise party for me. heh.
Good guy, good guy.
Im 18.
Time to start acting like my age and not my shoe size :).

Here it is, some pictures that they took of my ugly 18 year old face.

This was taken, urm how many years ago?. When we were 13 I think.

This was taken 3 days ago, when I turned  18.
Thanks alex.
This was one very meaningful birthday.

Monday, May 10, 2010

A Little Help From My Friends

I did two videos.
I think they sound like crap.
But muka tebal la.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Please please.

No seriously what do you expect me to do?
Its not my fault that Im in college.
Pissing me off for heavens sake.

On a lighter note,
Happy birthday YiChing :)
So this will be the 10th year im knowing you?

Hope you had a great one.
I look bad.

Monday, May 3, 2010


How bout some maroon coloured converse people?
I want that for my birthday pwetty please.
Speaking of maroon.
Maroon 5 has played a pretty big part in my music life.
Starting off as Kara's Flowers, they brought in james valentine and decided to change the band to Maroon 5. No idea.

Here's their so called failed flop song from their first album.
Soap Disco.

And then came,

Watch out for a cover coming out soon. 

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Of skinny jeans and other pieces of clothings.

Fine, I admit to being a hypocrite.
For a period of time, I had something against guys who wore tight jeans. Literally.
When I was in singapore, I would laugh at guys who wore skinny jeans with checkered shirts by calling them ''Oo look mum, gay boys roaming the streets.''
A few months down the road, Im wearing them.
What can I say, they are comfortable. Cept for the ones which are so tight when you ask for a bigger size the sales dude goes, ''Urm, these are for girls.''.
I tried on a pair of cheap mondays last week.
Oh pain I felt. Literally.
Come, come let me show you the difference.

Look at that,
That is just wrong for a guy.
Those are cheap monday jeans.
Now, for the ones from topman.

Now, this isn't so bad ain't it?
At least you still can breathe in them.

That's all.
Im promoting The Asparagus Monkeys here.
Go to our facebook and check us out.
Support needed. :)

Thursday, April 29, 2010

The 1930's

Sometimes, I wish I could have been born in the early 1900's.
For some odd reason, I have a passion and taste for its music back then.
Compared to the crap that's on our radiowaves nowadays.
Its sad to see the pioneers or swing, jazz, big bang, the jitterbug, ragtime and many more fly out the window.
Forgotten, never to be heard of again until someone has the urge to look'em up on youtube.
To be honest, I have no reason to fall in love with the 1900's music.
But as a kid, dad always played the oldies on the cassette player all the time. I grew fond of them.
Thing is, he never played music from the 1930's.
I grew up listening to mostly Neil Diamond, Tony Bennett, The Beatles, Neil Sedaka, John Denver, Lobo,
Edison Lighthouse, Tony Orlando. Heck I have a freaking oldies chord book.
But one song struck my oldies nerve last night.
Oh You Beautiful Doll by Bob Wills.
The song was first played in the year 1912.
Its been almost, 90 years?
I wonder God, should I have been put in the early 1900's?
If given the chance, I would love to go back in time just once in my life to see how great the music scene was before losers and fags took over the scene and turned it into a pile of crap.
Not that I have anything against the current music scene. I just think that our generation should appreciate what was given to us. I know I do.

Forget bout the pin-up girls, the song's the deal.
On another note,
I think im in love.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010


Jenny is up.
Ever wondered how bad artistes fail their dubbing over the song they're recording?
Well, we EPIC-LY failed.
But its not so much of the video that matters.
The song's the deal.

God willing, ching will get us a spot at laundry soon.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Jenny's Not Up Yet.

Recording a video clip for a 3 minute song is damn tiring.

Hey, we're both from different worlds,
You've got a good life with academic achievements,
Im just your average guy with decent looks
Not mr popular that's for sure,

Im not good with flowery words,
I can't tell you how pretty you look like how poets tell their loved ones,
I can give you a decent comment though,
But it'll be pointless.

I don't have lots of money, a fancy car,
I just go to college and get mediocre grades,
Playing the guitar is a form of expression,
A decent voice, and a bunch of friends.

I can't look you in the eyes for one minute,
Without stammering or looking away.
It's hard,
A smile is all it takes to cheer me up,
A smile that you have.

I can't end a date like how all fairy tales and other movies end,
The ''Typical kiss at the doorstep'', or ''Pulling your hand and kissing you before you go in''.
I can give you a peck and say goodnight
and hope that you won't avoid me for the rest of your life.

But when I fall for you,
It's deep,
Im sorry, im not good at expressing myself.

You're all that I want.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Streets Of London

Have you seen the old man at the closed down market?
Kicking up papers, in his worn out shoes,
In his eyes you see no pride and held loosely by his side
Yesterday's paper, telling yesterday's news.

So, how can you tell me that you're lonely,
And say for you that the sun don't shine.
Let me take you by the hand and lead you through the streets of london
I ll show you something to make you change your mind.

Have you seen the old girl who walks the streets of london
Dirt in her hair and her clothes in rags,
She's no time for talkin' she just keeps in walking,
Carrying her home in two carrier bags.

The Asparagus Monkeys,
Came up with a cover for jenny hohoho,
Its due to be released by this week if we get the video recorded.
Major youtube rockstars?
We can pray, and dream.
Which reminds me.
A boy can dream right?.

Thursday, April 22, 2010


You like shoes?
I like shoes :D
So, Im gonna blow your mind with some shoes that I have in mind,
That's if I have the money to buy em. eheh.

And to end it.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010


Oreo has liver infection :(
Poor guy.

Well, what's in your bag? hmm?

I shall end the day, with a picture from The Bigger Room Studio.
 Good job, niggas :)

Monday, April 19, 2010

Alone Again.

Oh in a little while from now,
If im not feeling any less sour,
I promised myself, to treat myself and visit a nearby tower,
And climbing to the top,
To throw myself off,
In an effort to, make clear to who,
What its like to have your heart shattered,
Standing in the lurch, at the church where people are saying,
''My God that stuff she stood him up, no point in us remaining'',
We may as well go home, as I did on my own
Alone again, naturally.

At the age of 65, my mother God rested her soul,
Couldn't understand why the only man she had loved had been taken,
Leaving to doubt with a heart so badly broken,
Despite encouragement from me, no words were ever spoken,
When she passed away, I cried and cried all day,
Alone again, naturally.

Depressing song huh?

You should go,
She loves you (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)

Oh Sir Paul McCartney,
Teach me your musical ways for I want to be a student.
I need a better bass.
I shall end the day with this line.

''Life is when your mother starts doing everything that she was never in favour of.''- John Lennon-ish

Thursday, April 15, 2010

When I was young,
I never needed anyone,
and making love was just for fun,
Those days are gone.

Nola, making love for fun pfft.

Everything is back to normal.
Time to buck up huh?
On the lighter side of things. 
I found this.
Yerr, I hate her jeans. How can she be photographed like this??? 

Oh no, I think im pushing it in.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Ohohoho, this blog is being neglected.

To be honest, I ve got nothing to blog about, so i ll just fascinate you with pictures.

We gonna rock your socks soon.

Monday, March 29, 2010

A four day weekend?
come on, you ve got to be kidding me.
Another thing I cant stand is,
Why is everyone being so prissy nowadays?
Its affecting me damnit.

On a lighter note,


Monday, March 22, 2010

Hello punks,
I've started college and guess what?
My first 3 weeks and like the holidays,
Ja man, its just awesome, im so lifeless im stuck in the com lab waiting for alex to finish his class 2 hours from now.
Life just blows doesn't it?
Thank God osie is in the same college as me.

She said, she's had enough well it sounds to me like you're straight out of luck,
She said, she's all through and life's not blwoing her kissing thanks to you.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

2A's 4B's 2C's 1 miserable D,
Nonsense I tell you,
But still, I thank God for whatever results he has given me,
Based on the effort I put in,
I deserve the results.
Don't feel like saying much.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Pack Light

''Guys, think small
One kelisa, 3 guitars, 5 champions.''
Ming Yue's quote.

Today, im gonna teach you how to travel light,
You have a backpack,
You stuff these kind of stuff in,
Your clothes,

Then you stuff these kind of stuff in,
Your shoes,

Then you throw in other kinds of crap including,
Facial wash,
The little things,

The backpack is pretty full huh?

Then you throw in her,

Your girlfriend/wife/fiancee'

She takes up alot of space right?
Then you throw in,
Your Family.

You're practically weighed down,
There's more,
Your friends,

There's also your dreams,
Becoming a rockstar,
sucessful doctor,

I know, I ll sound like George Clooney asking you to burn and let go of all those things,
That's bullcrap,
These things are most essential to you, besides the clothes part although you may need them,
Do not let go of these things,
You probably won't end up like George Clooney flying around the world and have that ''Im not willing to commit attitude'',
So my say?,
Carry these things with you,
Sure the backpack may tear apart,
Get a new one.
These are the things that you will never get to have again when you die.
Do me a favour guys,
Appreciate the little things will ya?

Sunday, March 7, 2010

I cut my hair!
I feel so insecure now.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Make It Rain

Go run and tell all the neighbours,
Go run and tell everyone,
There's a storm that's coming for her,
This kind of rain will make her fall,

I never wanted you so much as I do right now,
I can't believe this is happening to me.

Hey, make it rain.

Its funny how one song can bring two people to become best friends.
Im talking bout The Everly Brothers's Dream Dream Dream

Im so stressed out bout the sweet sixteen performance,
God help me.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Thank You

Lance Cheong,
Although I ve only known you for a month plus,
But you have impacted my life alot,
I know I can be a prick at times but Im grateful for all the times you drove me here and there all the way from ampang.
God bless.
You bad boy.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Im back after like 5 months?
It feels refreshing and I feel happier,
Heck, God works in mysterious ways.
Don't give me the ''Holy Joe'' label cause I hate it.
Im done ranting, this blog is getting a whole new makeup,
If I don't get too lazy. heheh
I need help posting my songs on youtube.